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The Twelve Days of Christmas -- with Toddlers!

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Tracy McArdle: On the first day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

toddler with wrapping paper

A knocked-over holiday tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Three fresh words, two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Eight socks a-missing, seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Nine nose a-wipings, eight socks a-missing, seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Ten bath toys molding, nine nose a-wipings, eight socks a-missing, seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Eleven diapers leaking, ten bath toys molding, nine nose a-wipings, eight socks a-missing, seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me

Twelve tantrums peaking, eleven diapers leaking, ten bath toys molding, nine nose a-wipings, eight socks a-missing, seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards, and a knocked-over holiday tree.



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5 comments so far | Post a comment now
Wendi December 24, 2009, 8:53 AM

So FUNNY!!

hillary December 24, 2009, 2:20 PM

ain’t this the truth??? toddlers are so much fun at xmas, it’s the babies you got to watch out for….

Anonymous December 24, 2009, 6:14 PM

i am sending this to my daugter in law she will get a laugh out of it that is the way of tots

Caroline December 26, 2009, 2:39 PM

I find it bothersome that not one of these is a positive behavior. Toddlers aren’t just walking disasters all the time.

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