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What's Your Mommy Type?

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From the wall flower to the over achiever, the personalities are easy to spot the second one steps foot onto the school yard. Oh I'm not talking about the kids... I'm talking about their moms.

What's your mommy type

Flying Solo with Two Carry-Ons: There's Malibu Barbie, Fashion Barbie, Nurse Barbie, Teacher Barbie and the list goes on and on. So if Barbie was a mommy, who would she be -- or better yet ... which mommy are you?

Competition Mommy:
This mom has to make sure her kid is the smartest kid in the class. She is the mom who sits on the bench in front of the school making her 3-year-old read second grade level books.

Workout Mommy: She's the one with the tight ass.

Drama Mama: To her, life is a crisis. She can often be found in the school office, complaining to the principal about everything and everyone.

Back Stabbing Mommy aka Bitchy Mom: She's the one bitching to Mom "A" about Mom "B" then 10 minutes later she's bitching to Mom "B" about Mom "A."

The Blamer: To this mom, it's always the other kids' fault. Her child is always the victim, yet we all know he/she is always the culprit.

Ass-Kissing Mommy: Moms hate her, but teachers love her because she is a total suck up, buying them unbelievably expensive birthday and holiday gifts.

Sugar and Spice Mommy: She's another one all the moms hate, but it's because she is so nice and they all want to be her.

The Instigator: She's clever, yet the most dangerous. She lays low, lurking in the background of every scandal. She's the one that stirs the pot with complaints, yet innocently convinces others to vocalize all the issues, thus keeping herself clear of all the drama.

Granola Mom: Wearing Capri's, a tank top, flip flops and very understated makeup (if any at all), she is the ultimate stay-at-home mom.

Working Mom: Each morning she is totally frazzled as she rushes to get her kids to school. Her kids are the ones eating their breakfast as they run down the hall to their class, making every effort not to be tardy yet again.

Overprotective Mom: After the swine flu notice gets sent home, this mom comes to school with gloves and bleach to disinfect every inch of her child's classroom.

Single Mom aka Newly Divorced Mom
: She's the one who suddenly starts looking good in the morning. You know, she starts to dress cute, her hair is combed, and she's wearing makeup. You will also see her start to make small talk and innocently flirt with all the dads at drop off. She needs to make sure she still has what it takes.

Fashionista Mom: She's wearing all the latest trends and drives the biggest SUV.

Ultimate Barbie Mom:
She is totally plastic from head to toe. (You know every school has one).

So what's your mommy type?


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11 comments so far | Post a comment now
ashley December 14, 2009, 4:52 AM

I guess I’d ge the granola mommy. my son lives 5 houses down from the school so they’ve seen me walk him to school in everything. Why get dressed if I don’t have anywhere else to go. I mean dressed up. I always at least try to put on the cute sweats or capris.

Jenny December 14, 2009, 5:00 AM

Granola mommy

MarMar December 14, 2009, 6:31 AM

I’m the working mom. If you see me dropping off my daughter in the mornings, you’ll miss me if you blink. I need to rush like mad just to get to work on time. If it’s Thursdays, then no worries, my boyfriend goes into work late that day and drops her off instead of me. That’s a great day, I’m not driving through downtown like I’m in the Indy and cursing slow drivers on Thursday mornings. :-)

*Big Mama* December 14, 2009, 8:52 AM

Bwahaha!! I’m totally the Working Mom, we are always running a bit behind schedule and rushing out the door taking our vitamins…=P

Allison December 14, 2009, 11:31 AM

I’m a workout mommy and a granola mom.

briellis December 14, 2009, 12:22 PM

I think I’m a granola mom…but instead of the capris, tank top, flip flops and understated makeup, I have skinny jeans, a band tee, chuck taylors, and turquoise hair. Hmmm. Ah, c’est la vie. What a fun article.

michelle December 15, 2009, 9:49 AM

Sexist much? My mommy type is CALLING BS ON THIS STUPID UNDERMINING CR*P.

Rita December 15, 2009, 1:10 PM

Thank you!!! I was thinking the exact same thing!!! Is this high school? NO! We’re mommies. Though I know some moms take it to an extreme level, they’re just bringing it over from the high school bs they never grew out of.

Lee December 16, 2009, 6:39 AM

You forgot one type of Mom. The mean mom. My kids tell me I am the meanest mom ever. Great Article !

Ellen December 16, 2009, 10:49 AM

We always try to have fresh fruit out, that’s kind of our rule of thumb. A neighbor turned us on to this organic pancake mix in a can, Batter Blaster. Good pancakes, super easy, the kids gobble them up. Perfect for getting them something warm on these cold mornings.
Thanks
-E

Toni December 20, 2009, 10:56 PM

I am the “always looking for a healthy shortcut” mom and I have heard about Batter BLaster from 2 other people. Sign me up. Where do I buy it?
Best,
T


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