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Octomom's Babies First Words? Photo Op!

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On their first birthday, an assessment of how the octuplets are faring as the offspring of Nadya "I'm Ready for My Close-Up" Suleman.

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Momlogic's Momstrosity: Every milestone, from when a baby first holds up their head to when they speak their first word, creates some of the most thrilling chapters of parenthood. The octomom's babies are no different.

Here are some of the American Academy of Pediatrics' milestones I predict 1-year-old Maliyah, Makai, Isaiah, Noah, Josiah, Jeremiah, Jonah, and Nariyah have no doubt reached.

1) Able to stack two or three blocks successfully.
Probably, providing the structure doesn't get knocked down when the camera crews are setting up lights in the playroom.

2) Will cry when they feel parents are unhappy with them.
Based on this milestone, these kids never cry. Mama is sooooo happy she had her octuplets. If she didn't, she'd just be an unemployed mom of six living off her parents. Now she's a STAR.

3) Child listens closely to those around him or her and starts to imitate words.
Octuplets first words: Photo op, development deal, and RadarOnline.com.

4) Child can answer questions that have a "yes" or "no" answer.
No doubt they get a lot of practice answering this question: "Are you Josiah, Jeremiah, or Jonah?" The woman has FOURTEEN KIDS. I can barely keep things straight and I have one.

5) Child will show an interest in using a spoon.
For the octuplets, learning to eat by themselves is essential. If you have to wait for mom to "feed the kids" for the camera, and Jaasy or Noah keeps messing up the shot ... your turn might not come. Suleman kids must learn to wield a utensil themselves if they want to survive.

6) Child will be able to follow simple commands.
Chances are good that the "Suleman Eight" can properly react to requests such as, "Look at the camera," and "Don't spill mommy's latte!"

7) Child feels more secure when placed on a schedule, or routine.
You bet these kids are on a routine, put in place no doubt by Nadya's many nannies. Whether it makes them feel more secure ... that's yet to be seen.



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15 comments so far | Post a comment now
smoore January 26, 2010, 5:24 PM

This sucks. This is not funny. If you are not in this mother’s house daily, you should not be making such accusations. Coke spoon when they are teenagers - WTF. You have a child why would you make a comment like this about someone’s children. Who is seeking more attention now Nadya or YOU.

Gggg January 26, 2010, 6:04 PM

I loved ” Nadya ” I am ready for my close up” Suleman” I doubt anyone can be as attention seeking as NS. Today was her babies birthday and whos picture is everywhere? NS . Guess she couldn’t get a buyer to pay the price she was asking for them.

Mary  January 26, 2010, 6:18 PM

I feel sorry for those kids but I still have to laugh. Maybe they’ll all turn out OK but jeeze she’s such a nutjob. I wouldn’t trust her to raise a cat.

Jenny January 27, 2010, 6:36 AM

Okay, you guys (momlogic) are messed up. Even if all of the things you say about this woman are true, do you really think you are doing her kids a favor by making fun of her and in fact-them? They won’t always be babies, they will grow up and learn to read and probably read some of this stuff.

Leave the kids alone, they are kids. I know you think you are only making fun of their mom but you aren’t. You are insulting her children too.

rugbymom January 27, 2010, 11:01 AM

LOL

Peanut Santiago January 27, 2010, 1:56 PM

To put it as politely as possible…and that is hard to do….Nadya is NOT liked. Actually she is loathed, reviled, and even hated. This is the GENERAL public, not just individuals.

****She did it to herself with her constantly changing lies, stories, arrogance, selfishness, obvious entitlement, AND skanky behavior. While she leaves almost all the child care to other people….paid (by the taxpayers?) baby sitters.

****She did it to herself. She brought it all on herself. Do NOT blame the angry and disgusted public for what SHE did.

****If Nadya goes away and raises her kids quietly, then nobody will bother her or her kids.

Jenna January 27, 2010, 3:17 PM

Nobody has to live in that house as a qualification for making comments.
We’ve all seen way more than we want to.
Why? Because the MOTHER has pimped out her children. This is what SHE wanted.
Only a terrible mother would plan such a thing, and thanks to all the camera and media coverage we know for a fact she is a terrible mother.

Jenna January 27, 2010, 3:59 PM

They’re going to learn all about their mom, long before they can read on the internet. Their brothers and sister, classmates, and playmates will keep them well informed.

Octo Expose January 28, 2010, 8:24 AM

This is by FAR one of the most ACCURATE and comprehensive breakdowns of the REALITY OF THE SITUATION.
For so long now, most of the media have been doing fluff pieces on this woman, but THIS is the truth.
I’ve been following this story with great interest, and am dumbfounded at the level of fraud, deceit, self-serving, and downright malignant behavior this woman has been inflicting on her own children, parents, and tax payers of this state and country.
If one looks at the Worker’s Comp reports, which are available through the freedom of information act, connect the dots and you will see a very conniving and deliberate abuse of the “system” and of her own body, not to mention the BABIES she deliberately had with no means nor intention of caring and providing for them ON HER OWN. The documents show her flat out lying while FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT when the doctor asked her if she was or could be pregnant. With IVF there ARE NO DOUBTS at FIVE MONTHS along whether one is pregnant or not. She HID her IVF from the doctors, never mentioned it ONCE in all the time she was collecting money and working the system. At one point, when the documents state she was “getting better” she got rear ened in a fender bender on her way to or from a worker’s comp doctor appointment and claimed total and complete incapacitation all over again. THREE DAYS LATER her feet were up in the stirrups getting implanted with embryos at Kamrava’s clinic! She was in the middle of an IVF cycle when she used that accident to extend her worker’s comp claim. This woman was claiming that she was suicidal because of the pain of the injury she sustained at work but was able to have back to back to back pregnancies, all of which she denied and hid from the worker’s comp doctors, and we’re supposed to believe she was truly injured so severely that she couldn’t work for TEN YEARS? Meanwhile, during that worker’s comp claim period, there are pictures that have been published of her PREGNANT while giving TWO kids horsey back rides on her back, jumping on a trampoline, and doing things that a person genuinely INCAPACITATED could not do.
Her ex-publicist has recently let the cat out of the bag in an interview where he states she told him she implanted ELEVEN embryos in an attempt to have a record breaking number of babies. She wanted to outdo the Gosselins who “only” have sextuplets plus twins. HER GOAL WAS TO BECOME FAMOUS FOR HAVING THE BIGGEST HOM PREGNANCY. She did this DELIBERATELY. She risked her own safety which could have possibly left her other SIX children without a mother. More importantly, she risked the health and welfare of the babies of the HOM themselves, the risk of birth defects and learning disabilities is HUGE in an HOM of the number hers was. It remains to be seen what the repercussions of her actions will be in regards to the octuplets’ health.
She is spotted out and about withOUT her children so often, it defies logic for mothers of two, four, five kids…much less FOURTEEN. The hired help is obviously doing all the work.
The Eyeworks “documentary” clearly and sadly depicted the RAGE of those kids. The older kids are acting out with varying degrees of violence and sadness. None of them get the attention from their SOLE parent that they need and deserve. She had three children she was gladly collecting money for because of “disabilities” yet proceeded to have more children when the ones she already had were in serious need of one on one time to thrive developmentally, academically, and emotionally. But that’s not HER problem. She wanted fame and fortune and chose kids to be her commodity in order to achieve her goal. The woman has lied and contradicted herself so many times it is countless and defies all reality. The great number of video interviews she’s done, the printed interviews, they all illustrate clearly what a liar she is. It’s almost comical save for the fact there are FOURTEEN kids in the possession of this woman.

Becky January 28, 2010, 9:01 AM

Oh, lighten up Momlogic critics. She made the decision to sell her children’s privacy for the price of funding her latte’s, t’ween wear and plastic surgery addiction. Or, are you saying that it’s okay for her to do it but that no one should comment on it? This woman spent ten years on a single- minded quest for a high order multiple birth so she could become a “celebrity.” She created a little army of personal payoff slaves all while being supported by taxpayer dollars with a fake workers compensation back injury claim. If you want to express outrage over something, try feeling outraged at THAT.

Octo Expose January 28, 2010, 9:18 AM

Her ex-publicist has recently let the cat out of the bag in an interview where he states she told him she implanted ELEVEN embryos in an attempt to have a record breaking number of babies. She wanted to outdo the Gosselins who “only” have sextuplets plus twins. HER GOAL WAS TO BECOME FAMOUS FOR HAVING THE BIGGEST HOM PREGNANCY. She did this DELIBERATELY. She risked her own safety which could have possibly left her other SIX children without a mother. More importantly, she risked the health and welfare of the babies of the HOM themselves, the risk of birth defects and learning disabilities is HUGE in an HOM of the number hers was. It remains to be seen what the repercussions of her actions will be in regards to the octuplets’ health.
She is spotted out and about withOUT her children so often, it defies logic for mothers of two, four, five kids…much less FOURTEEN. The hired help is obviously doing all the work.
The Eyeworks “documentary” clearly and sadly depicted the RAGE of those kids. The older kids are acting out with varying degrees of violence and sadness. None of them get the attention from their SOLE parent that they need and deserve. She had three children she was gladly collecting money for because of “disabilities” yet proceeded to have more children when the ones she already had were in serious need of one on one time to thrive developmentally, academically, and emotionally. But that’s not HER problem. She wanted fame and fortune and chose kids to be her commodity in order to achieve her goal. The woman has lied and contradicted herself so many times it is countless and defies all reality. The great number of video interviews she’s done, the printed interviews, they all illustrate clearly what a liar she is. It’s almost comical save for the fact there are FOURTEEN kids in the possession of this woman.

Tired of octoskank January 28, 2010, 10:04 AM

Bwahahahaha!!

By far one of the best articles about her yet! And it is all about HER. Darned pesky first birthday isn’t going to upstage her soft porn pics from last week’s Star Mag.

Darned shame she didn’t decide to breed puppies instead of kids - the SPCA would have shut her down by now. If she isn’t the ister child for tighter regulations on fertility treatments, I don’t know what is!

And to the critics who say we shouldn’t be judging her; I’ll gladly stop judging as soon as she stops pimping out her kids and crawls back under her rock.

14 kids are going to run up one heck of a therapy bill… Not to mention home repair bills with all those flying screwdrivers!

greta January 29, 2010, 10:06 AM

This would be so funny if it weren’t so darned sad.

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