Valentine's Day Gets Raunchy

A Message in ... Panties!

Who knew panties could have so many uses. Now you can titillate your special someone from afar by sending a pair of red lace panties to his office. For about $25, Sendapantygram.com will ship your main squeeze a pair of lacy panties with a message directing him to a website where he'll log on and read a hot and steamy missive from you. If you're short on dirty talk, Sendpantygram.com has plenty of ideas to help with their various templates that range from G-rated to truly raunchy.

Toys!

Even grownups love their toys. Good Vibrations, that California-based oasis of adult gadgets, sells a Friday Nite Delight kit for $32, equipped with bath fizzies, massage oils, creams and lotions, body butter called Lick Me and a mini vibe for, well, some good vibrations.

Chick Lit

Come on, we all like to be the center of attention. For $50, you can turn your love story into your own personal Harlequin novel. Answer a 26-question survey, provide YourNovel.com with a photo of the two of you and in return you get your own one-of-a-kind bound tome with your mug on the cover and a romance story as tame or as racy as you want it to be.

Lunch Date

Pay a surprise visit at the office and lure him away for a three-martini lunch. Finish the mid-day retreat with a quickie in the car or, if you're feeling especially bold, arrive at the office with nothing but your coat and get straight to the main course.

Get a Room

Cut to the chase and just get a room. Hire the babysitter and rather than shell out cash on a pricey dinner, book a hotel room where you don't have to worry about any toddler interruptions. Just remember to pack the sexy lingerie.