Chart: Should You Have Kids?

I wish I saw this 5 years ago!!
well i got caught on the first one
Good one. Do you take requests? Could you do one on “Should You Get Married?” I have someone I’d like to send it to…
Do you take requests? Could you compose one on “Should You Get Hitched”? I need to send it to someone…
Where is the “no” answer to the “are you still in college” question or better yet a “yes, by a child” answer to the have you been thrown up on question - cause I definitely have had a camper at camp throw up on me - and managed to not get sick myself as a result (and take care of the kid before cleaning myself up) that should count for something!
Well….. that answers that quandry.
The Well-Versed Mom: Well, if they have one on “Should You Cut Ties With Your Meddling Mother,” I can only assume your son or daughter would appreciate to have that as well.
I know that this is a humour piece, but other than “do you like kids”, I consider most of this to be petty and inconsequential trivia that shouldn’t be the first things you think of when making the decision to have children. Vastly more important:
- Why? To raise a happy, curious contributor to society, or for the hell of it? Or (possibly worse) because your parents want you to?
I don’t particularly like adults, but I still have them.
They should have this test in the reception of every family planning clinic, it would cut the lineup down!
We should wait until everyone is equal.
Before we have children.
Nobody must die due to starvation before I have children.
Now I find this.
“Have you been thrown up on” should have more than “Yes, in college” and “no”, or, at least have the “Are you still in college” have choices. I know a ton of people who’ve been threwn up on in college but aren’t college students anymore - what about then?
Yep, I could have used this flowchart five years ago as well!
I find issue with the “Have you ever been thrown up on”. My answer is yes, but not in college. It leads you to a “yes” only answer of “are you still being in college”, which I am not. Thus the logic is flawed and fails my assessment.
This is sad, there’s only one way to go from “Are you still in college?” !!
If anyone is considering kids, I just send the troops over and they change their minds.
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