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momlogic's Momstrosity: To procreate or not to procreate -- that is the question. Here is the answer. ( Click on image to enlarge)

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anymous March 10, 2010, 9:16 AM

What if you like exotic vacations with chimpanzees who drink coffee?

Dina March 10, 2010, 4:06 PM

I wish I saw this 5 years ago!!

i hate kids March 10, 2010, 4:19 PM

well i got caught on the first one

The Well-Versed Mom March 10, 2010, 9:31 PM

Good one. Do you take requests? Could you do one on “Should You Get Married?” I have someone I’d like to send it to…

The Well-Versed Mom March 10, 2010, 9:32 PM

Do you take requests? Could you compose one on “Should You Get Hitched”? I need to send it to someone…

padmehlc March 11, 2010, 6:18 PM

Where is the “no” answer to the “are you still in college” question or better yet a “yes, by a child” answer to the have you been thrown up on question - cause I definitely have had a camper at camp throw up on me - and managed to not get sick myself as a result (and take care of the kid before cleaning myself up) that should count for something!

Anonymous March 12, 2010, 3:12 PM

Well….. that answers that quandry.

Beth March 12, 2010, 11:46 PM

The Well-Versed Mom: Well, if they have one on “Should You Cut Ties With Your Meddling Mother,” I can only assume your son or daughter would appreciate to have that as well.

Greg March 14, 2010, 1:57 PM

I know that this is a humour piece, but other than “do you like kids”, I consider most of this to be petty and inconsequential trivia that shouldn’t be the first things you think of when making the decision to have children. Vastly more important:

- Why? To raise a happy, curious contributor to society, or for the hell of it? Or (possibly worse) because your parents want you to?

Frank March 15, 2010, 1:09 AM

I don’t particularly like adults, but I still have them.

Evo March 15, 2010, 8:19 AM

They should have this test in the reception of every family planning clinic, it would cut the lineup down!

Matthew Sforcina March 15, 2010, 5:22 PM

We should wait until everyone is equal.

Before we have children.

Nobody must die due to starvation before I have children.

MaryWitzl March 16, 2010, 11:08 AM

Now I find this.

Anon March 16, 2010, 12:11 PM

“Have you been thrown up on” should have more than “Yes, in college” and “no”, or, at least have the “Are you still in college” have choices. I know a ton of people who’ve been threwn up on in college but aren’t college students anymore - what about then?

Ned Harkey March 16, 2010, 12:13 PM

Yep, I could have used this flowchart five years ago as well!

Anonymous March 16, 2010, 4:12 PM

I find issue with the “Have you ever been thrown up on”. My answer is yes, but not in college. It leads you to a “yes” only answer of “are you still being in college”, which I am not. Thus the logic is flawed and fails my assessment.

VP March 16, 2010, 10:28 PM

This is sad, there’s only one way to go from “Are you still in college?” !!

Kat March 30, 2010, 5:42 AM

If anyone is considering kids, I just send the troops over and they change their minds.

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Chayah April 7, 2010, 5:32 PM

It all comes down to DisneyLand? Really??

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