Momlogic's Momstrosity: Nursery rhymes. We've heard them our whole lives, and we pass them down from generation to generation -- just like hair color and alcoholism. Since almost all families are a little nuts, it's time to put the blame somewhere. Like most of society, we blame Mom -- and in this case, we mean Mother Goose. Why? Because if you listen carefully to the words of the most popular nursery rhymes, you find some really screwed-up family dynamics.