Is SpongeBob SquarePants a Jew?

Thanks to regretsy.com for uncovering yet another bizarre gem from the wild, wild world of handmade crafts. This time, some resourceful DIYer got ahold of some SpongeBob SquarePants fabric ... and before you could say "mazel tov," fashioned a splendid yarmulke out of it. It can be yours for only $18! Oy.

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I’m not sure I’d call this “bizarre” considering the number of people I’ve seen sporting Chicago Bulls kippot. Not to mention Spiderman, Power Rangers, the Boston Red Sox, and various Disney characters. Really the biggest offense is the shoddy workmanship.