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10 Funniest Notes Written by Pissed-Off Children

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Oh, to be a child again, and to be able to just blurt out whatever's on your mind (or write it). We found some hilarious notes written by those lucky kids who are unencumbered by the exhausting need to hide their true feelings.

Kids Write the Darndest Things

Conditional Love

That's soooo sweet....wait a minute, WTH?



Braid My Hair and SHUT IT

This little girl needs to work on her negotiating skills.


J'ecuse Fish Killer!

It seems Mommy and Jon didn't heed this kid's call during a fishy emergency situation. Thank Goodness Bob pulled through.


Kid Tells Toothfairy OFF

When some parents forgot to fulfill their tooth-fairy duties, their kid fired off a missive to call for some accountability. Future C.E.O!



Watch Your Back Mom!

Awww, how nice this kid started this hate-filled note off with "dear."


Grade School Hunger Strike

In this sad little missive 'love' got changed to a formal and cold 'from.' Now THAT's sad.


Apology Full of Poo?

You're my favorite mommy ever, even if you are 'pice of poo."


A Slap in the Eye is Better Than a Poke in the Eye with a Sharp Stick

Stephanie has a certain amount of unresolved anger issues...and she draws a pretty heart.


She Mens It

Just because you're only in first grade doesn't mean you don't need some private time.


Future Song Writer?

Seems Emma took some creative license when her schoolmate was singing a song. Wonder what rhymes with "hairy penis?"


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16 comments so far | Post a comment now
Susan Essmann April 23, 2010, 9:35 AM

I would love to win this. I want to give it to my daughter-in-law who always gives and never receives

Alexa April 23, 2010, 1:37 PM

When I was in 1st grade I got caught using the “B” word. I had to write a note to my mom telling her what I did. I wrote how I used the bad word and I was sorry and in caps I wrote “I LOVE YOU MOMMY” lol and than a few years later I was planning to run away and I wrote this letter to my mom and at the bottom I put “Have a nice life”lol my mom still has them..I should get them scanned and post them on my blog.

Moji April 24, 2010, 9:19 AM

When I was very young, my Dad refused to buy me a wrench. I was irate and I wrote him a letter that said “i dont no wut mom sawed in you anyways!!!!!!!” my Dad adores that story to this day, and I think he has that note somewhere.

leslie22ann April 29, 2010, 10:00 AM

I don’t quite remember how old I was, but I wrote a note to my mom apologizing for getting on her “nerfs” (supposed to be nerves) :)

jenny gibson April 29, 2010, 1:08 PM

some time my mom gest mad a me

jenny gibson April 29, 2010, 1:10 PM

some time my mom gets MAD AT ME

mary  May 2, 2010, 12:52 PM

my mom had 15 of us and did the best that she could , beings she was in a wheelchair since i was 4 & I am #9 .Ireally wish that i could see her and hold her in my arms once again to tell her just how musch i love her and miss her quick wit. so enjoy your moms and let them know that you love them

Jordan December 4, 2010, 5:50 PM

I LOVE YOU MOM!!!!! April 4, 2011, 11:03 PM

Kids_write_the_darnest_things.. Ho-o-o-o-t :) April 22, 2011, 6:24 AM

Kids_write_the_darnest_things.. May I repost it? :) April 30, 2011, 12:02 PM

Kids_write_the_darnest_things.. Super :) June 2, 2011, 5:16 PM

Kids_write_the_darnest_things.. Neat :) June 2, 2011, 10:20 PM

Kids_write_the_darnest_things.. Great! :) June 4, 2011, 5:37 PM

Kids_write_the_darnest_things.. Ho-o-o-o-t :) June 4, 2011, 10:39 PM

Kids_write_the_darnest_things.. Awful :) June 13, 2011, 2:15 PM

Kids_write_the_darnest_things.. WTF? :)

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