Kids Write the Darndest Things
That's soooo sweet....wait a minute, WTH?
Braid My Hair and SHUT IT
This little girl needs to work on her negotiating skills.
J'ecuse Fish Killer!
It seems Mommy and Jon didn't heed this kid's call during a fishy emergency situation. Thank Goodness Bob pulled through.
Kid Tells Toothfairy OFF
When some parents forgot to fulfill their tooth-fairy duties, their kid fired off a missive to call for some accountability. Future C.E.O!
Watch Your Back Mom!
Awww, how nice this kid started this hate-filled note off with "dear."
Grade School Hunger Strike
In this sad little missive 'love' got changed to a formal and cold 'from.' Now THAT's sad.
Apology Full of Poo?
You're my favorite mommy ever, even if you are 'pice of poo."
A Slap in the Eye is Better Than a Poke in the Eye with a Sharp Stick
Stephanie has a certain amount of unresolved anger issues...and she draws a pretty heart.
She Mens It
Just because you're only in first grade doesn't mean you don't need some private time.
Future Song Writer?
Seems Emma took some creative license when her schoolmate was singing a song. Wonder what rhymes with "hairy penis?"