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The Perfect Car for the Reckless Teen Driver

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For sale: Good, reliable car for reckless, irresponsible teen driver.


The owner of this 2002 Ford Focus thinks his car would be the perfect first wheels for a teenage driver. He doesn't mince words in his hilarious sales pitch on

"You don't have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do sh*t.

"It's a 5-speed, so your kid can't talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot -- he'll have to actually pay attention.

"It's got a new clutch and new tires, so you'll know if he does burnouts.

"It's got manual windows too, so he can't f**k up the window motors when he rolls one of his friend's heads up in it as a joke.

"... it is a 4-door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in it.

"I'm sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you're probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you'll know he's suffering."

What do you think? Good car for a teen?

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3 comments so far | Post a comment now
RamyS April 9, 2010, 11:12 AM

Super funny…

Vanessa S April 9, 2010, 11:32 AM

“Hey Buddy I found you the perfect car…”

Muhammad butt April 9, 2010, 8:04 PM

this car is very nice and can you tell me cost of this car.

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