School officials raised their eyebrows when Ronald Washington called his son's school to find out if his kindergartner had shown up, saying he needed to retrieve something from the boy's backpack. They searched the kid's Elmo backpack, and lo and behold, discovered nearly four ounces of marijuana!
The cops were called, and troopers arrested Washington when he showed up to snag the bag. He couldn't post the $100,000 bail and was promptly jailed.
Smoking the occasional J is one thing, but using your kid as a drug mule is another!