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A No-BS Mother's Day Gift Guide

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As Mother's Day approaches, everyone's coming out with their gift guides -- momlogic included. Let's be honest with ourselves: There are only a few things ALL moms crave ... and it sure as hell isn't flowers.

A No B.S. Mother's Day Gift Guide


Let Mom block out the sound of tantrums and whining with these brightly colored pre-molded earplugs.

A Good Strong Drink

Wine, beer, bourbon, vodka! Bet you can't drink just one!

Uninterrupted Sleep

Not a lot, just 12- 400 hours worth.

No-Family Day

Moms love being with their families. Know what would make her love them even more? Leaving the heck alone for a day.


Forget about massages and spa treatments, give Mom a couple of Xanax and she'll be feeling no pain.

A Hot Guy

We don't know what he's going to do with that feather duster, but we bet it'll make any Mom smile.

Sensory Deprivation Tank

For the Mom who needs more than a vacation, this is a sure fire way to leave the world behind. Only $35,000.

Solo Bathroom Going Experience

Ah, a moment to reflect without having to simultaneously carry on a conversation about Dora or Transformers.

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