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Viagra Causes Hearing Loss?!

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Guest blogger Elizabeth Kuster: When I read yesterday that Viagra allegedly causes hearing loss, the first thing that popped into my head was the image of an annoyed wife yelling, "I SAID, 'I'M NOT IN THE MOOD!'" LOL!

woman talking with man

It then occurred to me that the list of things that cause hearing loss in men is getting pretty dang long. So far, the list includes:

  • Erections in general.
  • Seeing a big-boobed blonde (even if she's just on TV).
  • Telling them they have to see "Sex and the City 2" with you.
  • Seeing a super-sweet ride drive by (a red Ferrari 250 GTO, let's say).
  • Taking them to an electronics store.
  • Watching sports on TV (and not just football, basketball, baseball and hockey, but also golf, tennis, bowling and even curling).
  • A baby crying at 2 AM.
  • The washing-machine buzzer.
  • The dog barking to go outside.
  • Standing in front of them wearing just your underwear, even if your hair's in rollers and you're grumpy and look like sh*t.
  • Seeing you bend over to pick up something you dropped.
  • You starting a sentence with, "Honey, did you remember to ...."
  • Living with a woman for even a semi-long period of time.
 
That last one's not a joke: Studies have actually found that, over time, men lose the ability to hear women's voices, "while retaining the capacity to understand men's." Uh huh. 
 
All of this said, I'm thinking it might be a good idea for all wives everywhere to start learning sign language ASAP. Really, you only need to learn two signals: the internationally recognized gesture known as "flipping the bird," and that same gesture, accompanied by a grin and a thumbs-up. Hear what I'm sayin'? 
 
When does YOUR man suddenly go deaf? 
 


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9 comments so far | Post a comment now
Krista May 21, 2010, 6:13 PM

Cute!!! I Love this!

Thomas Pease May 22, 2010, 12:23 AM

Great, now we’re going to have blind deaf people walking around with boners.

Danielle May 23, 2010, 7:48 PM

hahaha!!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY :) drugs are never the answer.

unfankeno June 22, 2010, 2:34 PM

France captain Patrice Evra claims that coach Raymond Domenech dropped him from the squad for “no valid reason” and denied him the chance to apologise to the French public by reading out the players’ statement himself.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/story/_/id/800527/ce/uk/?cc=5739&ver=global

JBB August 7, 2010, 4:00 AM

What?

Vickie Decourley February 14, 2011, 4:26 PM

Good job! what a great post!

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