Boy, does our society like to see the mighty fall -- even when the mighty has just reached puberty. Today, yet ANOTHER rumor about baby-faced "Baby" singer Justin Bieber has surfaced. This time, the headlines screamed he was "SMOKING WEED!" ... but of course he probably hasn't. Rumor has it that either the picture of him with a pipe was created by someone with awesome Photoshop skills, or Justin recently filmed something for "CSI" where his character smoked pot. Either way, the truth is that the teen hasn't smoked marijuana. Not yet, anyway. In the past month, lil' Bieber has been rumored to:

• Be dead
• Hate Koreans
• Have syphillis
• Have molested a fan
• Be a Holocaust denier
• Have gotten it on with Kim Kardashian (This one's maybe not vicious, but to me, it's kind of revolting. He could do WAY better!)

While everyone is freaking out that Miley Cyrus is trying to shed her wholesome image by wrapping herself around stripper poles, here's a kid who actually is wholesome -- at least for the time being! Here's an idea: Give this kid a break. His mommy will thank you.