twitter facebook stumble upon rss

Sick Days Are for Wimps!

sign up for the momlogic newsletter Tweet This

momlogic's Vivian:Remember sick days? You know, when feeling like utter doo-doo meant the main obligation of the day was to mumble a brief message of misery into your boss's voicemail? And after a furtive pee and double shot of NyQuil, you could collapse back into a Technicolor slumber to shake the discomfort of horse testicles throbbing away in your throat, regaining consciousness only to glean five-minute pearls of wisdom from "Oprah" and "Extra" from the comfort of the space between your covers?

sick woman

Only after two full days of lolling about in this fugue state with no time zone would you scrape your butt out of bed, choke down tea, a bagel and half a dozen Sudafed and bravely venture back into the workplace. You'd then emerge to spend eight hours trying to comprehend the marching orders issued by your professional superior through eardrums awash with fluid, while deep in a manic pseudoephedrine high that inspires you to gnaw through ten pencils.

For me and every other mom in the universe without help in-house or a partner with the spare day to stay home and assume the parenting position, the sick day has been reduced to an urban myth, an elusive reverie of my pre-production days when I could take a lengthy, luxurious dump with the door closed or actually have ten minutes to try on clothes when shopping for them.

Sigh. Those were the days. How I miss those days.

But if you're sick as a dog like me, you've no recourse but to buck up, buttercup, and get on with the diaper-changing and nose-wiping (yours -- soon to be theirs). Because as any mom on the planet will tell you, sick days are for wimps.

If you are a sick-day-taking wimp, please forgive my diatribe. I don't hate you. I'm just jealous as all living hell.


next: Hose + Sidewalk Chalk = Sanity
197 comments so far | Post a comment now
praca February 26, 2011, 10:45 AM

Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to more added agreeable from you! By the way, how could we communicate?

Veneers February 26, 2011, 1:33 PM

Thanks for the helpful information! I wouldn’t have found this particular on my own!

szkoła policealna warszawa za darmo February 26, 2011, 2:06 PM

Definitely believe that which you stated. Your favorite justification appeared to be on the web the easiest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I definitely get annoyed while people think about worries that they plainly don’t know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the whole thing without having side effect , people could take a signal. Will likely be back to get more. Thanks

program tv February 27, 2011, 4:18 AM

Super story it is without doubt. Friend on mine has been looking for this information.

program telewizyjny February 27, 2011, 7:23 AM

Outstanding work over again! Thumbs up=)

Marvin Stana February 27, 2011, 10:09 AM

I do accept as true with all of the ideas you have introduced in your post. They are very convincing and will definitely work. Nonetheless, the posts are very brief for beginners. Could you please extend them a little from next time? Thank you for the post.

Rocio Makinson February 27, 2011, 10:54 AM

I appreciate you taking the time to publish this post. It has been quite useful to me indeed. Value it.

hearing loss help February 28, 2011, 6:30 AM

Great post and straight to the point. I don’t know if this is really the best place to ask but do you people have any thoughts on where to get some professional writers? Thx :)

buty February 28, 2011, 1:22 PM

This is really interesting, You are a very skilled blogger. I’ve joined your feed and look forward to seeking more of your excellent post. Also, I have shared your website in my social networks!

program tv February 28, 2011, 2:38 PM

My brother suggested I might like this web site. He was entirely right. This post actually made my day. You can not imagine simply how much time I had spent for this info! Thanks!

Potenzmittel rezeptfrei February 28, 2011, 3:36 PM

I am happb that I seen this site , the ideal info which i was trying to find!

pinball February 28, 2011, 4:27 PM

Thanks for an idea, you sparked at thought from a angle I hadn’t given thoguht to yet. Now lets see if I can do something with it.

salsa dvd February 28, 2011, 9:03 PM

I enjoy you taking the time to create this post. It has been quite beneficial to me indeed. Enjoy it.

piłka nożna March 1, 2011, 12:54 AM

hey there and thank you for your information – I’ve certainly picked up anything new from right here. I did however expertise a few technical points using this website, since I experienced to reload the web site a lot of times previous to I could get it to load properly. I had been wondering if your hosting is OK? Not that I am complaining, but sluggish loading instances times will very frequently affect your placement in google and can damage your high quality score if advertising and marketing with Adwords. Well I am adding this RSS to my e-mail and could look out for a lot more of your respective exciting content. Ensure that you update this again soon..

Aquarium March 5, 2011, 7:55 AM

I’m wondering how I might be advised whenever a new post has been made.

vigrx March 5, 2011, 1:58 PM

Keep ‘em coming… you all do such a great job at such Concepts… can’t tell you how much I, for one appreciate all you do!

Amal Legallo March 5, 2011, 8:58 PM

I appreciate you taking the time to write this post. It is quite beneficial to me in fact. Enjoy it.

vigrx March 6, 2011, 7:26 AM

This article gives the light in which we can observe the reality. this is very nice one and gives indepth information. thanks for this nice article

Tammera Leskovar March 6, 2011, 1:11 PM

I am not so brainy to be brainy to write out wonderful stuff like you do but I am trying to pay it back so hoepfully this will produce you a gleaming smile or make you laugh outright or at the very least give you a thought for the day? : I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Immobilier Bretagne March 7, 2011, 10:30 AM

I’m impressed, I have to say. Really hardly ever do I encounter a weblog that’s each educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you’ve got hit the nail on the head. Your concept is outstanding; the difficulty is one thing that not enough persons are speaking intelligently about. I am very completely satisfied that I stumbled across this in my search for one thing relating to this.


Back to top >>
advertisement