Nothing like having your mom upstage you with some serious ethyl-alcohol breath!
Audrina Patridge was ousted from "Dancing with the Stars" on Tuesday, and her mom took it pretty damn hard. Let's just say that a quiet post-show dinner at an L.A. restaurant turned interesting when Audrina's mom, Lynn, after sucking down "three glasses of wine," decided to step outside, smoke a butt and engage in a hearty tete-a-tete with Hollywood.TV, who caught the whole dang thing on video.
Among her pearls of wisdom after her daughter's loss? "Audrina is going to f*cking rise!" Lynn slurred between drags. "She's got class. You know why? She's a Polish, Catholic, f*cking full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don't give a sh*t. It's all American."
Well, there you have it. But wait -- there's more!
"You know what? I'm not mad," she continued. "I'm so proud of my baby. I hope Brandy wins. 'Drina shoulda won, but God has other plans."
As one of her friends tried to usher her back into the restaurant, Lynn continued over her shoulder, "I don't give a sh*t! I'm not scared of paparazzis!" And ironically, the guy replied, "I'm a celebrity photojournalist."
Lynn went on to say she'll have her own 15 minutes of fame on Audrina's soon-to-air VH1 reality show, and admitted that her daughter would likely "be so pissed I'm talking to you idiots."
She then felt compelled to offer her take on Audrina's old "Hills" buddy Lauren Conrad's new show. "We'll show you how the real American family lives," Lynn said. "We're going to f*cking smoke, especially Lauren Conrad's pissy ass little fashion sh*t. That bitch wants to bring it on? Let's go! F*cking let's go!"
Ooooh! Them's fighting words! Yet Lynn still wasn't quite done.
"Anything else you want to ask me?" she queried. "I've had it. I've been a celebrity mom eight years through this 'Hills' bullshit, but Audrina's going to the next level, baby! F*cking 'Hills' girls! 'Hills' tramps!"
Can't wait to see how Audrina responds to this one!