We’re kinda the opposite in our house. I’m an uber-verbal Gemini married to a touchy-feely Cancer…raising a little Piece of Pieces. Buy the end of the day, I’m all touched out (and he wants to cuddle) and all I want to do is talk! (Also longing for the day I can actually have a conversation with my daughter, now 2.5!)

Well, first off, I would like to say that flaming balls of gas a million miles away don’t actually have any effect on human behavior. I know it must be nice to shrug and blame Betelgeuse when you have problems with your children, but wouldn’t it be nice if you could take responsibility and resolve your problems instead?

Secondly, if you do believe in astrology why not plan for it while pregnant? Choose a date, get a C-section and put your dangerously underweight and underdeveloped baby into an incubator for a few weeks. I know it might die, but if it doesn’t then at least you won’t have to worry about that flaming ball of gas giving your baby a temperament you don’t like.

Incidentally, I used to work in a book shop. At the end of the day, the self-help section would always be in the worst state. I wonder why people who can’t put a book neatly back on a shelf have so many problems in their lives - the fault of stars, perhaps?

I hope you all enjoy the predictably hateful comments that are about to ensue. Please start…

…NOW…

Great information! Good and fun reading. I have got a single opinion to give about funny shirts.

without doubt a Logical mind posting Like my Pagan Multimedia Artist used to declare Nothing venture, nothing gain!