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The Twelve Days of Christmas -- with Toddlers!

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Tracy McArdle: On the first day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

toddler with wrapping paper

... a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... three fresh words, two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... eight socks a-missing, seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... nine nose a-wipings, eight socks a-missing, seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... ten bath toys molding, nine nose a-wipings, eight socks a-missing, seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... eleven diapers leaking, ten bath toys molding, nine nose a-wipings, eight socks a-missing, seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my toddlers gave to me ...

... twelve tantrums peaking, eleven diapers leaking, ten bath toys molding, nine nose a-wipings, eight socks a-missing, seven sippies spilling, six trains a-breaking, five grubby fingers, four crying fits, three fresh words, two torn-up cards and a knocked-over holiday tree.



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7 comments so far | Post a comment now
Samantha  December 17, 2010, 7:26 AM

cute! glad someone else is in that boat

kathy December 17, 2010, 7:37 AM

very funny…I will be sharing this with all the moms I know!!

Michelle Willow December 17, 2010, 10:04 AM

LMAO!

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