When Did Daylight Savings Become D-Day for Moms?

One by one, I read the complaints on Facebook. Everything from "This is my second least favorite day of the year for baby Lucy -- my first is springing ahead," to "Daylight savings was invented by a man who never had to deal with a toddler," to "This is seriously messing with my kid's nap time." To which I say, what the eff are you crazy people even talking about?!

Keep Your Kids Out of My Neighborhood!

Some people think handing out candy is fun. To me, it's just plain annoying.

Is Your Baby Fined by the Fashion Police?

Yes, my ovaries shriek a little when I walk into a Baby Gap and pull out the tiniest sundress that is so precious if it were 40 sizes bigger, I'd totally buy one for myself. I dig baby fashion. With one giant exception -- and it's not Crocs.

Junkies and Pregnant Ladies Have Lots in Common

I just don't think "I'm pregnant" qualifies as a decent excuse to never call me back -- because you're not on drugs. You're just pregnant.

No Bumps in the Club

While you were enjoying your cul-de-sac barbeque this weekend with 89 of your neighbors' precious children, I was in Las Vegas, enjoying one hell of a fabulous single girls' weekend. It was all to-die-for, except for one BIG bump that really killed the scene.

Childless Bitch on Back to School

The Childless Bitch -- you either love her or hate her ... or want to be her. She ranted this week about her beef with back-to-school time. You responded in equal measure.

Get Yourself an Office Kid!

The Office Kid: when you want the excuse to leave work early, but don't want to birth anything or change its diaper.

Childless Bitch on Back to School

40 Reasons Not to Have a Kid

The Childless Bitch finally finds something that makes her Team Mommy.

A Tale of Two Baby Stories

I know we are living in the Information Age and all, but when it comes to your babies, ladies, I sometimes feel like we are living in the Too Much Information Age.

Your Kids Are Interrupting My Beach Time!

You know how, when you have a dinner party, there's a kids' table? Well, you should do the same at the beach. Keep your kids separated from the adults. Please.

The Grandchildless Bitch

I Am the Land of the Free -- Free of Children!

America, you certainly are the land of the brave. And I am the land of the free. Free of children.

Your Baby Was Not Invited to This BBQ

This is not the barbecue I thought I would be attending when I replied "Yes" to your Evite.

Childless Bitch Finds Her Soulmate

I am not the only one out there bitching about the cult of mommyhood. I have found my soulmate regarding all things baby and new mommy!

Your Family Photos Suck

I guess I have a visual bug up my a$$ lately. I'm here to talk some more smack on your pictures, mommies. And this time I'm holding your entire family accountable.

I Hate Your Baby Pictures

Or, Why I Think You Should Slow Your Roll On All Those Baby Pictures You Send Out.

I Heart the "Amazing Race's" Bionic Woman

For this post, I'm going to take my usual rant against all things babies and their mommies who drive me crazy, and channel it into a lovefest for "The Amazing Race's" Bionic Woman, otherwise known as Margie Adams.