The Childless Bitch on Gift Giving
Once again, our favorite Grinch on estrogen has sent us her nasty little holiday tips, and once again, she pisses us off. Hey, we know we should delete her emails, but we just can't. She's like a a train-wreck, we can't look away. Herewith, the latest missive from CB ...
10 Gifts Not to Give Your Single, Childless Friend
Editor's note: The Childless Bitch is back and nastier than ever. We can't decide whether to respond by slapping her around a little or sending her all of the handmade holiday crafts our kids tote home from school. You decide...
Keep Your Kids Away From Me This Season!
Guess who will not be headed toward the mall this holiday season? Me!
The Childless Bitch on Back to School
Ugh. They're heading back to school. Yay for the moms! Yay for the dads! Three cheers for education! Finally, mommies are saved! (Barf!)
The Childless Bitch at the Holiday BBQ
America, you certainly are the land of the brave. And I am the land of the free. Free of children.
Childless Bitch at the Beach
Editor's Note: Are we not safe from this woman anywhere? She's at our movie theaters, restaurants, even spying on our girls' nights out--but now the bitch has taken over our beach.
Childless Bitch on Facebook Moms
Editor's Note: Social networks are not just for kids anymore! But not everyone agrees--the lonely, child-free woman we can't stand is in an uproar. Here's the latest enraging installment from the Childless Bitch.
Open Letter to Childless Bitch
Vuv-a-licious Mom reacts to "The Childless Bitch On Friends With Kids"
The Childless Bitch is Back!
Editor's Note: The single woman who loves to taunt us has written again! With the return of our Sex and the City friends, now she's ranting about how our relationships change once we have kids.
Reflections on the Childless Bitch
When the Childless Bitch wrote 'Stay Out of My Restaurant,' Moms reacted strongly to her views on our children's behavior when eating out...
Childless Bitch: 'Stay Out of My Restaurant'
Editors' Note: The Bitch is back, ready to irk us again with another tirade. This time, she sets her sights on our kids' restaurant behavior. If you see her at your local eating establishment, buy her a drink--it's tough eating every meal alone.
Last night, I dined at a four-star restaurant with a surprise guest sitting at the table to my left. This 'surprise guest' was a 3-foot tall, rude, smelly, loud, and unwanted addition to my menu. Ring a bell? Well, it should because it was...YOUR child.
What the hell is going on in this world?! Mothers of America, you are clearly confused... again! Thank goodness I'm back and ready to clear things up. Bring your exhausted faces closer to the computer screen. Are you ready? Are you listening? Keep Reading...
The Childless Bitch on Going to the Movies
Editors' Note: Seriously, what is wrong with this woman?! She just loves sending us her rants. You know another thing we bet she loves? Cats. She probably has about 10 or 20. All "CBs" have a multitude of felines. Anyway, take a deep breath and read on...
The Childless Bitch on Gift Giving
Hey kids: Have yourself a giftless little Christmas.
For this Season of Giving I'm in the mood to spread a little holiday cheer. And what could be more cheerful than talking about buying presents? How about...not buying presents? Let's be honest. About 90% of your holiday shopping list is filled with people you don't want to buy gifts for. I like to call these people the "have-to's." You know the type--your boss, your kid's librarian, your mother-in-law. Or in my case, YOUR children. Yes, your little precious gems are burning a hole in my pocket. And I can't even tell them apart.
The Childless Bitch on Travel
Editor's Note: When the post below was submitted to us, it completely pissed us off. After we all calmed down, we decided to post it. We're open-minded like that. The title for the post was originally "My Experiences Traveling as a Single Woman," but we took a bit of editorial license and changed it...
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