The Childless Bitch -- you either love her or hate her ... or want to be her. She ranted this week about her beef with back-to-school time. You responded in equal measure.
The Office Kid: when you want the excuse to leave work early, but don't want to birth anything or change its diaper.
The Childless Bitch finally finds something that makes her Team Mommy.
I know we are living in the Information Age and all, but when it comes to your babies, ladies, I sometimes feel like we are living in the Too Much Information Age.
You know how, when you have a dinner party, there's a kids' table? Well, you should do the same at the beach. Keep your kids separated from the adults. Please.
America, you certainly are the land of the brave. And I am the land of the free. Free of children.