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Your Baby Was Not Invited to This BBQ
This is not the barbecue I thought I would be attending when I replied "Yes" to your Evite.
Childless Bitch Finds Her Soulmate
I am not the only one out there bitching about the cult of mommyhood. I have found my soulmate regarding all things baby and new mommy!
Your Family Photos Suck
I guess I have a visual bug up my a$$ lately. I'm here to talk some more smack on your pictures, mommies. And this time I'm holding your entire family accountable.
I Hate Your Baby Pictures
Or, Why I Think You Should Slow Your Roll On All Those Baby Pictures You Send Out.
I Heart the "Amazing Race's" Bionic Woman
For this post, I'm going to take my usual rant against all things babies and their mommies who drive me crazy, and channel it into a lovefest for "The Amazing Race's" Bionic Woman, otherwise known as Margie Adams.
Kids at Target: Drunk with Power
There they were. Drunk children. No, not on Pom martinis or Pabst -- drunk with power. Supplied quicker than a flask by their official parental units.
Take Your Baby Shower and Stick It
Hey there, girlfriend, acquaintance, coworker: I hear you're knocked up. Congratulations! No really, I am truly happy for you. It's been fun watching you grow and glow and yes, I do feel bad about the hideous maternity clothes your body is being forced into. Hey, what's this? An invite to your baby shower? flk&j#lj@dlf!
