Hey moms! Do us a favor and stop updating your Facebook status with how AMAZING your child is for pooping in the potty. You're making the rest of us insane.
As if it's not hard enough to get a good workout in, your kids are making it unbearable.
Once again, our favorite Grinch on estrogen has sent us her nasty little holiday tips, and once again, she pisses us off. Hey, we know we should delete her emails, but we just can't. She's like a a train-wreck, we can't look away. Herewith, the latest missive from CB ...
Editor's note: The Childless Bitch is back and nastier than ever. We can't decide whether to respond by slapping her around a little or sending her all of the handmade holiday crafts our kids tote home from school. You decide...
Guess who will not be headed toward the mall this holiday season? Me!
Ugh. They're heading back to school. Yay for the moms! Yay for the dads! Three cheers for education! Finally, mommies are saved! (Barf!)
America, you certainly are the land of the brave. And I am the land of the free. Free of children.
Editor's Note: Social networks are not just for kids anymore! But not everyone agrees--the lonely, child-free woman we can't stand is in an uproar. Here's the latest enraging installment from the Childless Bitch.