"Dancing" SHOCKER! Lil' Kim Out, Ty Stays

Shocker! Lil' Kim is out and Ty Murray moves on to the semifinals! OMG. The reality TV gods have heard my prayers!

Pee Pee and Poo Poo

Call me a freak, but I was actually looking forward to potty training.

Go Away, Jon and Kate

I want Jon and Kate to set a date. A date to go away, to raise their children free from working in reality TV. Just walk away from the money, fame, the freebies, and the paparazzi. Set a date. I dare you.

Bye-Bye, Chuck Wicks

Joey Lawrence Talks Showbiz Kids

Whoa! He's a parent and a former child actor who's got 30 years in this business under his belt. So who better to talk to than Joey Lawrence about showbiz kids?

"The Cougar" Is My Dirty Little Secret

I am a dirty reality TV whore. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Dirty Whore. I'd like to think that my tastes are more erudite, but who am I kidding, "The Cougar" is just good dirty reality TV.

Lawrence Taylor Ejected from "DWTS"

To anyone who has been watching the show, LT's elimination comes as no surprise. It was only a matter of time. As one of the happiest celebrities to go home, his exit could be summed up with one simple phrase: "I'd rather be golfing."

Can the Reality Show Live Up To the Fantasy?

I'll admit it. I have a cougar fantasy. Hot twenty something guy, witty charming banter, hot sex. Yup, that's pretty much it.

Sorry, Steve-O ... You Gotta Go

I never thought I'd say this, but thank goodness Lil' Kim is in this competition!

My Kid SHOULDN'T Be in Pictures

My show biz friends always say to get your kid in and out of the business before they're 2. Make some college money, sock it away and get out. Your kid won't even remember it. Sounds great.

Dancing with the Snooze

Where's the beef? Is it me, or has "Dancing with the Stars" turned a little, dare I say, boring?

The Hills Are ALIVE!

Moms DO watch "The Hills" ... right??

WOZ!

NOOOOOOO! Say it isn't so! Steve Wozniak, one of the most endearing contestants this show has ever seen has danced his final nerdy, awkward, low-scoring routine of the season.

I LOVE "Dancing with the Stars"!

Oh "Dancing with the Stars" ... I can't quit you. After being tempted to erase you from my overcrowded DVR, you reel me back in. Injuries abound! Last-minute replacements! "Dancing" Nerds! And ... I'm back.

I Will Boycott OctoMom Reality Show!

I will not be watching any OctoMom reality show. Don't get me wrong, I am a dirty reality TV whore. It's my total guilty pleasure, and the dirtier the better as far as I'm concerned. But seeing the circus that is OctoMom's life wouldn't entertain me, it would just make me sad.