Who would have thought that the 4'10" Olympic gymnast would end up taking it all? Certainly not me.
I'm all about this season of "The Bachelorette" with Jillian, the down-to-earth, hot-tub-loving castoff from last season, but good lord, ABC ... two hours? I've taken it upon myself to blog about the premiere to save you two whole hours of your day. You're welcome.
Attention, "Project Runway" Fans! Now that the legal snafu has been ironed out and "Project Runway" is returning this summer, Bravo has premiered "The Fashion Show," a "Project Runway" knockoff, just because they can. Basically, it's Diet Project Runway. Not quite as satisfying as the original, but it'll do in a pinch.
As the plot thickens in the "Jon and Kate Plus 8" cheating scandal, let's just put judgment aside momentarily and wonder: Is it possible that Kate knows about Jon's extramarital activities and has outsourced sex with her husband to other, ahem, vendors?
Shocker! Lil' Kim is out and Ty Murray moves on to the semifinals! OMG. The reality TV gods have heard my prayers!
Call me a freak, but I was actually looking forward to potty training.
I want Jon and Kate to set a date. A date to go away, to raise their children free from working in reality TV. Just walk away from the money, fame, the freebies, and the paparazzi. Set a date. I dare you.