Mom Equals Garbage Can
How is it that my kid is wonderful with everyone BUT me? His teachers love him ... other moms are always saying how well behaved he is ... but all I seem to get is the bratty, whiny, worst of him!
I Need Some New Apparel!
I am now at the age where the cute clothing stores for the early 20s set no longer work -- and I'm bummed.
No More Playdates At My House!
As much as my 5-year-old son loves playdates, I am ready to throw in the towel. No, it is not the fact that my house looks like a tornado tore through it after the kids leave. My real problem is with ... the mothers!
Your Dog Grosses Me Out
There is nothing that disgusts me more than walking into someone's house and having Fido run up to me and hump my leg and slobber all over me.
Halloween Fallout: The Candy Carnage
It started with a miniature Mr. Goodbar on Halloween night. I mean, Mr. Goodbar is a nostalgic candy -- it reminds me of my childhood (circa 1983), walking down to 7-11 with my brother Jeff on warm summer nights. How could I resist perfectly roasted peanuts in creamy Hershey's milk chocolate?
Stupid Comments: Leave Pregnant Women Alone!
Have you ever noticed that the expression "If you don't have something nice to say ..." does not apply to pregnant women? When I was pregnant with my first baby, the comments I received ranged from mildly disturbing to excruciatingly unbearable.
Un-Free Time
I am so over "free time." I am one of those neurotic types who thrives when every second of my life is plotted out. I actually feel high when I am doing 15 things at once. Why am I afraid to sit still?
Determined to Keep Her Attacker Behind Bars
At 62, Arline Mathews was brutally raped. Now 20 years later, her attacker could be released from jail for good behavior. She is now doing everything in her power to change these policies to ensure that he and others like him are locked away for life.
The Korean Spa Ain't My Cup of Tea
Today I decided to embark on a new experience -- the Korean spa. Even though spa treatments actually seem to have the reverse effect on me.
Kitchen Floor: Out, Out, Damn Spot!
One of my more neurotic obsessions is my fixation on my kitchen floor. The second it looks acceptably clean, it gets filthy again. At any given moment, the kitchen floor is a smorgasbord of milk droplets, paper clippings, and regurgitated strawberries.
Any Questions?
I took my daughter Kiana to her toddler group today. As we all sat down for the "mommy discussion" while the children played, the facilitator asked, "Any questions?"
Vagina Angst
I have come to believe that no male physician, no matter what his education, training, and experience, can truly understand the angst a woman experiences when her vagina gets sick. Consequently, when I am having an embarrassing female issue, the last thing I want to do is seek help from some a**hole doctor with a penis.
Polanski Is Not the Only Party to Blame
While I wholeheartedly believe that Roman Polanski should be held 100% responsible for his egregious crime, I also feel that only focusing disproportionately on him seems hypocritical in a society that all too often celebrates and exploits teen sexuality.
I Was Dumped by My BFF on Facebook
When my long-lost buddy sent me a Facebook friend request nearly a year ago, I was ecstatic. The drama that happened afterwards, however, was a total buzzkill. Read on.
Substance Abuse and Parenting Don't Mix
Now that Mackenzie Phillips has come forward about her chaotic childhood, which was fraught with addiction and sexual abuse, we are again presented with a vivid example of how parenting and substance abuse don't mix.
Giving Birth: Definitely NOT the Happy Fantasy
When I was pregnant with my first child, I had an idyllic vision of what childbirth would be like. I imagined I would have a quick labor and easy birth, then my son would peacefully latch onto my breast and we would sail off into maternal bliss. This SO didn't happen.
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