Now that I have the clout of being a mom, I'm sick of pretending that other people's kids' wild behavior is OK because "they're kids." It's NOT.
I'm going to make a playfully arrogant claim that people who insist on finding out the gender of their unborn babies don't like to have a good time.
Throughout my pregnancy, my mom friends warned me to not get too swept away in "Newborn Land" and ignore my husband once our baby arrived. Never did it cross my mind that he might ignore me!
Ah, life with a newborn! Eat, poop, sleep, wash bottles ... then repeat. Yup, I said the nasty B-word: BOTTLE. Secret's out folks: I'm not breastfeeding, and I don't feel guilty at all.