The only thing I dread more than back-to-school night is the idea of going on a Disney cruise. Both promise claustrophobia and inane conversation. Give me dental work over those two any day!
I am standing up here for teenagers everywhere when I say: Ease up on the educational pressure!
My friend M.C. is brilliant. She told me she has decided to be her own wife. "And so I say to myself," she says, as we hike up a mountain, "'M.C., what is it you need?' And the answer I said back to myself was, 'Pampering.'"
I don't truly believe it's summer until I'm at the ocean. Specifically, the Jersey Shore.