Apparently, my own life is so ordinary that I need a little escape. I just can't help myself -- I love gossip mags.
I respect an adult's choice. If you want to guzzle soy milk and chow down on grain patties -- dude, that is all you. But don't take it out on your poor kid who is craving chocolate milk, pizza and Twinkies.
I am so naive -- I thought that bullies existed in other schools, in other cities. I was wrong -- very wrong.
Wanna know why skinny girls are so mean? It's not their personality; they're just hungry.
I have a weekly mid-life crisis these days, and it feels strangely like the teenage tantrums I used to have. Maybe I am aging backwards? Watch out Benjamin Button!
Being alone for 24 hours made me realize how much I love my crazy life and the choices I've made.
It is summer. How do I know this? I can walk from one room to another and while I am gone, a hurricane of tween crap suddenly appears.