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The Phone Call Every Mom Should Make
Punctuality in every instance of life is appreciated. I know that it may seem a little ridiculous to think that you need to call home if you are going to be late once you are a parent, but guess what? Those rules from high school still apply.
A Parent's Walk of Shame
I have been a babysitter and nanny to a variety of families over the years, and the one common denominator between all of them is that each and every parent has stumbled home drunk on more than one occasion.
Hey New Age Parents! Your Kid Needs Time Out!
I get that you do not want your overly sensitive wimp of a kid to be hurt, but you are running out of options.
Your Kid Bit ME!!!!
Let me preface this by saying that I love children, but some children are a nightmare and I blame you, their parent.
I'm the Babysitter, Not the Housekeeper
I hate to sound greedy, but if you want me to clean your house you are going to have to pay me more than $10 an hour.
Your Child is NOT Gifted!
Your kid is not exceptionally talented. In fact, she is just a big pain in the ass.
You Are the Worst Role Model -- EVER!
You are the mother and career woman who cannot strike a balance and because of that your kids are suffering.
Shocking Confessions of a Nanny!
No, this is not a joke. Let me introduce myself, I'm one of your many babysitters. Maybe you don't remember me because you have so many, but you trust me with your children's well-being on an hourly basis.
