Dreaming of Reality
My dentist wants a reality show. It's so totally obvious. I came to this conclusion last week after googling him to get his phone number and discovering that he now has a website. A shiny, slick, superstar dentist website that cheerily bellows "Hola, TLC!" and "E! Here I am!"
I Can't Quit You, Seattle Grace
Most breakups are muddy and complicated and full of codependency madness -- and my breakup with "Grey's Anatomy" has been no exception.
Boob Tube Bender
In the past three months since becoming a mom, thanks to nonstop breastfeeding, I've spent a phenomenally disgusting number of hours in front of the television. And to my delight: there is some freaking fantastic stuff out there. Here are my top three new obsessions.
Ten Ways to Enjoy Your New Babe
Long before I gave birth, I fully understood that the first three months of motherhood were going to be an adventure -- and by adventure, I mean slightly terrifying. So I've been delighted to discover all sorts of unexpected little activities that have helped brighten my first few months of parenthood. I share my top ten with you here.
Dispatch from Le Date de Sex
There we were, on our first postpartum rendezvous: playing Speak Love Make Love, whilst our squishy little tiny-toed newborn slept, swaddled and snoring, in our bedroom. If someone had described this snapshot to me just one year ago, I would have been dubious on all counts.
A Different Kind of Threesome
A sex date is on the books. The day and time have officially been set. After a several-week postpartum hiatus, I am about to make my grand reentrance into the world of what my Gramma likes to call "intimate relations." My Return to Romance Tour, if you will.
Mom-Stalker
Since becoming a mom ten weeks ago, Babies "R" Us has become one of The Places I Frequent (much the way "restaurants," say, and "the gym" used to be such places). And, without fail, each time I enter this nightmare of an establishment, I experience what can only be described as a CRUSHING ANXIETY ATTACK.
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