Isn't it time I make a move from the "kids' table" and start my own Thanksgiving family traditions?
Why can't toy manufacturers lay off the lead paint?!
Are pregnant women being honest when they say they could care less if they have a boy or a girl?
Preschoolers are nothing more than little criminals-in-training, each poised to move easily from playpen to the state pen.
From feminine hygiene to universal insult, douchebag hits the mainstream.
Recalls are getting WAY out of hand. And by that I mean there aren't enough of 'em.
In the first episode of "Sesame Street," things got a bit creeeeepy.