Before kids, you can have sex anytime, anywhere. You can have it in the kitchen ... heck, you can have it in the REFRIGERATOR if that floats your boat. Here's a fact: Anyone who tells you that spontaneous sex is possible with a bunch of little rugrats running around is A) a liar, or B) a liar.
In the midst of her hour-long interview with Octomom Nadya Suleman, Oprah suddenly said that she'd had an epiphany. "Other people have addictions," mused the talk-show queen. "You are addicted to having children." Nice point, Oprah, but I surmise that Nadya is addicted to something else ... and it ain't legal.
The odds that you'll screw up as a parent are good. Nah, scratch that ... they're GREAT. And just in case you're the gambling type, I've compiled a list of potential parenting probabilities.
Parenting becoming a drag? Some moms and dads are turning over the reins of power to their kids. That means no school, rules or chores. No joke!