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5 Ways to Fake Delight Over a Crummy Gift

The fine art of putrid present opening.

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Here's a Year End Letter Without the Bulls**t

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The "brag letter" has become the standard communication during the holidays. How about one without the B.S.?

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My 3-Year-Old Flipped Me Off

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OK to be fair she didn't really flip me the bird ... but she might as well have. Lately, and without warning, my 3-year-old daughter, the love of my life, wants nothing to do with me. Yeah, she's only 3, and yeah, I'm a grownup, but it still hurts.

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Real Hamster vs. Zhu Zhu Pets Smackdown

Which would you rather have scurrying around YOUR house?

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The Television on the Bus Goes On and On

Buses are now equipped with full news coverage, no matter how violent the content. I think this bus trend should stop.

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I Saw the Childless Bitch Shopping!

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Don't like kids? Stay out of the mall.

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Help Me Pick My Kid's Religion!

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The holidays are right around the corner -- which one's best for my child?

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Deals 'n Death: Why Doorbusters Are Dumb

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Who would subject themselves to a potentially violent shopping experience to save a couple bucks on a toaster? Idiots.

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