My wife had just finished putting our son to sleep, when she came out into the living room, and I was watching "Super Why" -- alone.
Here they are: "12 Things I Need to Stop Doing in Front of My Child"
Trust me, we don't love it when Luke makes a scene in public. But you know what? He's a baby. That's what they do. They don't know that you're 50 and friendless and mean and hate kids. They're just babies.
As some of you may know, my one-year-old son, Luke, recently had some surgery on his testicles. One of them, apparently, was undescended.
If you're having trouble finding that perfect Father's Day gift, don't despair -- here's a list of 12!
I've spent the past few weeks on "hiatus" from work -- which means that until our TV show goes back into production later this summer, I'm able to spend time catching up on things like . . . seeing the new Yankee Stadium, going to "Terminator Salvation" on opening day, and, if there's time left over, bonding with my 13-month-old son.