Shortly after his first birthday, Luke has had a rough month. First, he had to endure a trip to my family's in Canada, which for reasons unknown, gave us all diarrhea. Then, he and I both got non-swine flu, back-to-back, which gave him some of the nastiest boogers I've ever seen, anywhere.
This past weekend, we took Luke to visit our family in Montreal. Other than the swine flu we got, we all had a pleasant time. Except for Saturday morning.
We made it! Luke turned one last week. I learned very quickly (from outraged parents) that scratch lottery tickets are not an appropriate item for a gift bag. This is just one of the many things I learned this year -- here are 12 others.
Even though we're about as qualified to be parents as Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, my wife and I have gone a year without any major baby-related accidents. Until this past Saturday when Luke fell off the bed face first.
Luke turns 1 in a few weeks, and we're stressing out over planning his birthday party. So I decided that I'd come up with the worst themes possible. Here now are the "12 Worst Baby Birthday Party Themes."
I love bachelor parties. Why? To put it simply, bachelor parties usually involve some combination of steak dinners, gambling, strippers, and other hedonistic activity. But all that changed when I had a kid.
With a 10-month-old on the scene, some tough choices must be made with our stuff. Certain things need to go. Here now, the 12 Things I Can't Wait to Get Rid of This Spring.
Sunday night is Oscar night! And while Hollywood spends four plus hours congratulating itself, I thought that if there were such a thing as the Baby Oscars.