Hey Other Pregnant Ladies: Look My Way!

Everyone is so nice to you when you're pregnant. Everyone, that is, except other pregnant women.

The Ten Worst Moms in History

At seven months pregnant, coming up with this kind of list makes me feel better about my own mom potential. Thank you for lowering the bar, worst moms in history.

Episiotomy: A Cut Above?

Let me throw these two words at you: fecal incontinence.

Is Oral Sex Good for Your Fetus?

If you're thinking about conceiving, or certainly if you are already pregnant, there is some pretty convincing evidence that instead of just consuming, say, folic acid, you might want to, uh, ingest something else. WARNING! Graphic content.

Pregnancy Freakout -- Caught on Tape

Name 'Napping Is So Wrong, But I Got Nothin'

I know from that stupidly catchy viral "Pregnant Women Are Smug" song that pregnant women don't usually share the names they've chosen for their babies.

Why Julia Roberts's Tat Has Cultural Significance

I do whatever Julia Roberts does. Except, you know, succeed and stuff.

Pregnant? Get Over Yourself!

Sometimes, even other pregnant women work my bloated, irrational nerves.

People I Want to Punch

If one more mom tells me, "Go to the movies now, because after you have the baby, you'll never get to go to the movies again," or "Go on a trip now, because once you have the baby, you'll never leave town again," or "Have a date night now, because you will never see your husband again," I am going to punch her right in her tired, defeated face.

CVS: Six Months of Worry Free Pregnancy!

I don't want to say I got the hard sell on having a CVS test, but when I went to my mandatory pre-test genetic counseling session, it felt a little like being on a used car lot on the last day of the month taking a recession test drive with a salesman one vehicle short of his quota.

A Baby is Good for Biz

Right now, I'm the sidekick on a morning radio program and co-host of a weekly television show on deep, deep cable. Based on my career trajectory thus far, my next job will be a series of non-union Mobisodes.