I am sorry to say that my baby was not the only one who hated his music appreciation class -- I hated it too!
Everyone is so nice to you when you're pregnant. Everyone, that is, except other pregnant women.
At seven months pregnant, coming up with this kind of list makes me feel better about my own mom potential. Thank you for lowering the bar, worst moms in history.
If you're thinking about conceiving, or certainly if you are already pregnant, there is some pretty convincing evidence that instead of just consuming, say, folic acid, you might want to, uh, ingest something else. WARNING! Graphic content.
I know from that stupidly catchy viral "Pregnant Women Are Smug" song that pregnant women don't usually share the names they've chosen for their babies.
I do whatever Julia Roberts does. Except, you know, succeed and stuff.