Meredith: OK, that's it! Can all of you in Hollywood just stop getting pregnant, and allow the baby gods to bless the rest of us? That means you, Ghost Whisperer, Violet from "Private Practice," Adrianna from "90210," Sara Jessica Parker's surrogate, Nicole Richie, Ellen Pompeo, and the countless others! I realize that maybe pregnancy is part of your character or story line ... but, just stop! I am so tired of turning on the TV only to see another pregnant Hollywood star. Seriously, it is really annoying. Why even bother getting pregnant if you are only going to give the baby to the nanny anyway? I may sound a little bitter or even jealous, and my response is, "Damn right I am!"

It doesn't bother me when regular everyday women are pregnant, just the famous ones. Perhaps it's because they are always flaunting their perfect pregnant bodies, designer maternity duds, and extravagant billion-dollar nurseries. I think all famous pregnant women just need to go into hiding, and not come out until their child is 2. Oh, and please spare us all of your Us Weekly, OK! magazine, and People magazine covers and spreads of your bundle of joy and your "picture-perfect" little family. It makes me want to get "morning sick" all over it. Like I really believe that you famous women can get back to your pre-pregnancy weight 6 hours after giving birth. Can you say, "Liposuction"?

Sorry to vent, but I am anxiously waiting to hear about my results to my Early Pregnancy Test (which I can't take yet). I get a little bit anxious and excited at the thought. I am bound to be back to my chipper, cheerful, and pleasant self any day now. However, if you have an issue with anything I have said and think I am being like this just because I can't seem to get pregnant ... my response to you again is, "Damn right I am!"

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