Meredith: My husband is one lucky fellow. I have been trying to not just sex it up during my window of opportunity whenever possible. Just to keep it fun and not mechanical. Pardon this brief interruption for a rant from Meredith.

You: Would everyone please stop telling me to relax? It will happen.
Me: I am relaxed!
You: Take a vacation or a spa getaway?
Me: Have you heard there is a recession going on? Give me the money and I will be on my way.
You: My friend tried for a couple years before they finally gave up and guess what? They got pregnant!
Me: I don't want to have to wait for an oops ... I want it now. I don't want to give up on my dream!

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