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From the Department of Cain and Abel
Not MY Friend!
Hear me now, people: you are not required to be friends with the parents of your child's peers. In fact, I believe it can be beneficial to forego connections to them and let your kids make friends ON THEIR OWN.
Thanks, Mom
How do you deal with grandmothers bearing gifts? Gay Uncle knows.
Curse You!
Try as you may to avoid using what my third-grade teacher called a "garbage mouth" in front of your kid, they're inevitably going to be exposed to the wonders of four-letter words -- by you, by their peers, by hearing Lil Jon at the club.
Swine Flumor
Is your child panicked about Swine Flu, but still craving bacon? Are you wanting ultimate insulation from the bug, but praying to god they'd finish sanitizing the damn school? Do you already have mask rash? Then you'll enjoy this compendium of ways to protect your precious beloved.
Dial it Down
One of my colleagues here at momlogic recently posted a piece about washing her son's mouth out with soap. Once the kid inevitably crossed the line a final time, mom squirted some pineapple hand soap into his mouth and had him swish it around. The outcome? The boy pumped his fist and said, "YES! I ate soap!"
Lying Around
Parents often get extremely aggravated, or concerned, or humiliated when their kids tell a lie. Why?
Greased Palms Sully All
I love to be right. Fortunately, given my astounding expertise in things child-related, this happens with some frequency. In fact, just today, I received such a testimonial.



