Halloween Is a Pedophile's Dream
Forget Halloween being for kids -- Halloween is for pedophiles who enjoy seeing our little girls half naked and dressed like whores.
In L.A., the Jobless Get Swine Flu Vaccine First
Why is it that I, someone who has a job and health insurance, can't get the swine flu vaccine for my child or myself, while millions of jobless losers can?
You Let Him Eat What? Out of Where?
Last night, I did something so bad, so gross, so completely momspicable that I have to share.
Playing "Doctor" Is Not OK
After I found out my son was playing "doctor" with his cousin, I turned to a real doctor to find out if this game is OK ... and to be honest, I was surprised by what she said.
The Doctor Is In!
My son's penis must be sick because he was playing doctor and he asked his cousin to examine it.
Spanking is Child Abuse!
If you ask me, there is NEVER an excuse for hitting a child. And in my opinion, if you do, you should be arrested for child abuse.
Will I Survive Giving Up Wine for a Month? NO!
A couple of weeks ago, I vowed to try and not drink wine for a month. I failed miserably ... in fact, I didn't make it past day three! But it felt like a month.
Parents of Fat Kids Should be Arrested!
Recently, the mother of a 555 lb 14-year-old boy was arrested for medically neglecting him by allowing him to become obese. All I can say is that it's about time parents were held responsible for raising kids the size of baby elephants.
Will I Survive Giving Up Wine for a Month??
I love to drink wine. I drink at least two glasses of wine a day -- sometimes more. But I'm giving it up to see if it improves the quality of my life. Wish me luck, I'm going to need it.
Carded? You've Got To Be F***ing Kidding!!!
This weekend, I was in the check-out line at my favorite store, Trader Joe's, and the man behind the counter asked me for my ID. My response: "Are you f%^&ing kidding me?"
Times Are Tough -- It's Affecting My Womb!
I believe that the decision to have a child is mine, and mine alone -- not my husband's, not the government's -- mine. Why, then, am I letting the economy dictate whether I have another child?
Mom Will Do Porn for $$$$
I am so sick and tired of XXX companies offering misfits and idiots millions of dollars to do porn. What about the hard-working, dedicated, and loyal women like me? Please, please, please ... Show ME the money!
Times Are Tough, Moms -- Get Naked!
Times are tough and let me tell you, if I had to and someone would let me, I would definitely get naked and shake my moneymaker for dollar bills. And I think you should too.
Jon SHOULD Cheat on Kate
It's rumored that Jon, of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" fame, might be having an affair. All I can say to that is good for him -- he should have started having one sooner.
What If You Only Had One Month to Live?
British reality star and mom of two Jane Goody was recently given only four weeks to live. That got me to thinking what would I, and all the people I know, do if they had only one month left to live?
Hey Son, It's OK to Be Gay!
I want my 4-year-old son to know that it's totally OK with me if he's gay. In fact, deep down, I might secretly want him to be.
Octuplets Mom SHOULD Do Porn!
Yesterday it was revealed that the octuplets mother Nadya Suleman has been offered a whopping $1,000,000 to do porn. Personally, I think she should to do it!
Real Housewives? Mommy Mean Girls!
I thought I'd safely escaped the horrors of high school, but I was wrong. Just like my reality show guilty pleasure, I found myself in a real-life mean girls dilemma that left me feeling like I was back in fifth period gym.
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