Recently, the mother of a 555 lb 14-year-old boy was arrested for medically neglecting him by allowing him to become obese. All I can say is that it's about time parents were held responsible for raising kids the size of baby elephants.
I love to drink wine. I drink at least two glasses of wine a day -- sometimes more. But I'm giving it up to see if it improves the quality of my life. Wish me luck, I'm going to need it.
This weekend, I was in the check-out line at my favorite store, Trader Joe's, and the man behind the counter asked me for my ID. My response: "Are you f%^&ing kidding me?"
I believe that the decision to have a child is mine, and mine alone -- not my husband's, not the government's -- mine. Why, then, am I letting the economy dictate whether I have another child?
I am so sick and tired of XXX companies offering misfits and idiots millions of dollars to do porn. What about the hard-working, dedicated, and loyal women like me? Please, please, please ... Show ME the money!
Times are tough and let me tell you, if I had to and someone would let me, I would definitely get naked and shake my moneymaker for dollar bills. And I think you should too.
It's rumored that Jon, of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" fame, might be having an affair. All I can say to that is good for him -- he should have started having one sooner.
British reality star and mom of two Jane Goody was recently given only four weeks to live. That got me to thinking what would I, and all the people I know, do if they had only one month left to live?